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CraftyCrypto85

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  1. CraftyCrypto85 and you guessed it i was being salty af. Ill be waiting for that 50 brotato chip
  2. No offense broham but rules state clearly .05 must be the bet and it looks as thought you didnt quite make it
  3. And the douche bag of the day award goes to...... WHAT A PLAY! Come on down brother take a bow. See the thing is It hasnt been an hour, its been nearly 4 fucking days thats almost half the length of the event. Go troll someone else and while you're at it swap play in your name for douche it would be a much more appropriate title. And the only thing we were expecting is what was advertised. Its the principle of the thing, I could give a fuck less about the money. I just dont like being lied to.
  4. Its amazing how much you can say while you got father cocos dick all in your mouth I spent wagered 100k with him and got 5 doge you think sucking him off ids gonna earn you extra points then you in for a sad surprise .... yup its not money but it is the money shot
  5. I hate to sya it but CoCo you really dropped the ball on this one I know Severala other and myself who have been here waiting patiently (some not so patiently) for the promotion that was advertised Its been 3 days, since youve dropped any codes on us. You guys seriously let me down
  6. That was just someone reposting old codes new ones should be any moin now
  7. well why your bored go check out the poem i wrote its in the deck cocos halls thread lmk what u think
  8. There was a request to Decorate CoCos Halls and you know i must answer whenever coco Calls I enter Cocos Hall and what do i see I rub my eyes and i blink Its hard to believe A Little red Croc with great big red balls I look even closer and what do I find Theres a beggar in chat with memes of all kinds. Theres rain drops of crypto and a plethora of tips theres a lil Cococ spider and a Coinbag thats gone way to quick I look deeper and find A game they call Dice Its not like the others This one is quite Nice Theres Two types of keno I like the one where its just me I stop at Hi lo and shoot for over 4 and get three Then over to plinko where I see balls once again Not 2 not 4 or 8 not even 10 They go every which way but i know where their trip ends the 0.2 is where theyll find their home enough whith the bouncing to saviour sword i do roam Spin after spin he lets out a feminine sound Oh here comes the bonus! Nvm the third sword piece is no where to be found I roll the blue cat and what do i see the sword piece every time except for times im in need. Enough with the annoying child like charm ' I dash of to crash with a horseshoe on my arm I place a bet of great value and its red once again i sit the next round out and wouldnt you know it my friend The little coco rocket shoots off in the night I begin to kick myself in the ass as it reaches new heights I push away frustration and set out to seek furthermore And find myself in a cave full of plunder that ive been in before I roll and i roll and my multiplier stacks high then here comes that skull with the crossbones and a gleam in his eye What an evil bastard I hate him more than I can explain Hell be the reason i rage quit and destroy my laptop one day On a final hail mary I stop at Limbo and play but low is not how i intend to bet in this game I shoot for the moon and bet on Ten thousand times and after a few rolls i catch a surprise I see green and hear a ding and i know that its true Christmas has come early and I can buy some big red balls too
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